Fuck You, Fuck Me, Fuck Off

geeses:

I get really nervous using my cool stickers for things like what if I need this sticker later I won’t have it what will i do then

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ubiquitousbri:

unamusedsloth:

"Be yourself" they said. You’ll get laid they said.

IM CRYING

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ohshititsgreg:

A part of me dies every time no one gets my joke

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gabtheairbag:

☮ We are the children of the earth ☮

gabtheairbag:

☮ We are the children of the earth 

Ask me stuff, I’m literally bored out of my mind, on ask.fm or on here like pls

cupofteaorgtfo:

Better get my shit packed for Hogwarts the train leaves tomorrow

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foxxycleopatra:

"i can’t figure out this problem"

teacher: use your head

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sorelatable:

I hate when i lose something and my parents says “well i guess you didnt care about it enough” like you’ve lost me in a grocery store before so

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